THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS PUBLISHED IN A GROUP OF NEWSPAPERS

THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS! PUBLISHED IN A GROUP OF NEWSPAPERS

Never spoil a good story with the truth. That was always a treasured saying.

Spinning a yarn. Tall tales teller, a touch of the blarney, these were all heralded

qualities . Now all of a sudden people are demanding and expecting the truth.

Anyone can handle the truth, one just has to work a little harder with a fib.

However, speaking of stories, President Trump has been lamenting that he

really won the popular vote, except that hundreds of Mass voters were bussed to

New Hampshire in order to cast their ballots there.

I decided to investigate this situation and see if I could unravel some truth. It was

far worse than I thought, or even President Trump imagined. After talking to well

over one hundred persons, I discovered that there actually was an underground

organization called Operation Deplorable.

O.D.’S (as most of the insiders referred to it as) goal was to bus Hillary’s supporters

to whichever states seemed to have the greatest basket of deplorable voters. This

way voters for Hillary would off set all those deplorable votes.

This discovery was just a tip of the iceberg. I found out that the reason the Tesla

production was so slow is that Elon Musk had been commissioned to build

humongous busses for O.D. These busses were fifty yards in length and had four

levels. They could comfortably carry over nine hundred passengers and

travel at astonishing speeds.

It didn’t stop there. Because of the brilliance of the Tesla organization these busses

could travel at over three hundred miles an hour, undetected. They were

manufactured to be invisible, not only to the human eye, but to any state’s radar.

Tesla manufactured forty -three of these busses for O.D.  It was incumbent on O.D’S

part to use the so called Clinton machine to detect which states had the most

deplorables.  Once this was detected, it was just a matter of rounding up the

volunteers and packing them onto the busses.

One of the niceties granted to these volunteers, was Hillary Clinton and Merrill

Streep would send each person off with a pouch of home made chocolate chip

cookies(no nuts). Both Hillary and Merrill slaved over their respective ovens baking

these cookies in time for the send offs.

Another benefit was Cher Bono not only helped pass out these cookies, she sang

one of her most requested songs. Cher would hold up a portrait of Donald Trump

and proceed to sing “IT”S IN HIS KISS.”

The volunteers could not have been more pleased. “Cookies and Cher!” they

chortled ”I can’t wait to tell my friends.”

What could have gone wrong with this master plan. After digging in a bit more

I found the MISTAKE. Unfortunately for the Clintons, it was a big one. They had

totally miscalculated the mid-west. They were all convinced that the mid-west

harbored very few deplorables and there was no need to send the busses there.

Even James Carville had been heard saying, “I’ve canvassed the mid-west many

times. Those states are blue. We own them!  Deplorables are not welcome there.”

Hillary did win the popular vote quite easily because of  O.D. but lost the

electoral vote also because of O.D. After finishing my self designed project, I

concluded that President Trump’s suspicions were not wrong, he just didn’t know

the whole of it.